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  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
• How many C programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they forgot to declare it fi...
• How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many people -- does it take to change an object-oriented light bulb?
  Change it? Aw shucks, I was going to reuse it....
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....
• How many computer science students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are far too busy hacking....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....