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How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....
How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're all far too busy crossing the road....
How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to do it and one to cross the road....
How many Chinamen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work....
How many Chinese Red Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
How many chiropractors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes nine visits....
How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
How many Christian Scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
200!!!...

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