Miscellaneous Collections

How many congressmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five hundred and thirty-five, but only if the following conditions are me...
How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!...
How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The invisible hand does it....
How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place....
How many conservatives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb....
How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?
How many contrabassoon players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings....
How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him....

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