Miscellaneous Collections

How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance....
How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....
How many dorm residents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick Question. Dorm residents don't change them, they steal them....
How many Douglas Wilders -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, he can't decide if he is going to screw a light bulb in or not!...
How many DR. ROCKETs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
juSt ONe, BUt he CHAngES It tO RADioACtIVE dusT WItH HIs NuclEAR WArHead!!...
How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...
How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a machine that does that now....
How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only after asking "Why?
How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One .. Two, and a-one two three fou...
How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in....

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