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How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve....
How many Canadian sex murderers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[punchline forbidden on Canadian newsservers by publication ban; e-mail list maintainer]...
How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!...
How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes....
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. -- Coco Chanel
How many Carl Sagans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Billions and billions.

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