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• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I don't waste my time with these childish jokes....
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...