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How many carpenters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sod you! That's the electrician's job....
How many cataloguers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but the Library of Congress has to do it first....
How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
How many CD player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck...
How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
How many "Changing light bulbs"-joke writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet....
howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway?
How many chess computers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many chess grandmasters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
21. One to have the idea, and a whole load more to do all the analysis....
How many chess grandmasters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They are too "Short"....

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