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• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!...
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: They concern themselves with inner light....
• How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's a hardware problem....
• How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....
• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....