Miscellaneous Collections

How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to screw it up....
How many cabbage patch dolls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
How many cafeteria staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four....
How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....

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