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• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Capricorns can't afford new light bulbs - unless they're a legitimate business expense....
• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
• How many college students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I dunno, I forgot my calculator at home....
• How many Politically Correct Clergy -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Politically Correct Clergy do not change light bulbs. They ban light bulb jokes....
• How many developers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . ....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....
• How many sales directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bulb jokes, right?...
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.