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• Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
• How many chickens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one, and she'll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn't going to hatch....
• Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses--they tie--who cares? And why? -- Edward Abbey
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock....
• Luxury is a necessity that begins where necessity ends. -- Coco Chanel
• Jump out the window if you are the object of passion.
  Flee it if you feel it.... Passion goes, boredom remains. -- Coco Chanel...
• Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
  -- Coco Chanel...
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
• There are a couple of things a man loses when he gets older.
  One's his memory. I've forgotten the other....