Miscellaneous Collections

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How many amoebas -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. No, 2. No, 4. No, 8. No, 16. No, 32..........
How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them. Note: An anarchic society has no one in charge...
How many angels can dance on a light bulb? It depends on the dance step.
How many angels can you get into a Honda? Not one is excluded, according to Scripture, "All in one Accord.
(Whew! I did that again. Oh, how awful!)...
How many anglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big!...
How many Ann Arborites -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just start a "Coping With Darkness" support group....
How many antelopes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None....
How many antibiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They're there to kill it off, not to help revive it....
How many ants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know but I bet it would take a whole lot....

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