Miscellaneous Collections

How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
How many bankers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, bankers don't change light bulbs. Note: Ever notice that the electronic bank signs are full of burned-out light bulbs?...
How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they like being in the dark ages....
How many BASIC programmers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10 push bulb upwards:twist bulb clockwise 20 goto 10...
How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight....
How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway....
How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but the guitarist has to show him fi...
How many bassists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand....
How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: BATF is The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, responsible for setting up that Waco (We Aint Coming Out !...
How many BATF agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: BATF is The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, responsible for setting up that Waco (We Aint Coming Out !...

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