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• Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
• How many censors -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [deleted]
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? NONE! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!
• Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  All of them. Note: An anarchic society has no one in charge...
• How many Bavarian Illuminati -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....