Miscellaneous Collections

How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One screws in the light bulb, but seven more do too, due to a software bug....
How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven. One to ask to be on the light bulb gif mailing list, nine to say "ME TOO!...
How many AOL users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to watch him to make sure he doesn't say 'nipple'....
How many APL hackers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. There's a primitive for that. Note...
How many Apple and IBM nuts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
An infinite number: nothing useful gets done while they're arguing....
How many Apple employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to screw it in and six to design the tee-shirts....
How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world....
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so......

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