Miscellaneous Collections

How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!...
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb? "What's a light bulb?
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna' change it again anyway after everybody else is done....
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
How many Blue Peter presenters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic....
How many Blue Peter presenters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration....
How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....
How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have their parents do it for them....

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