How Many Anarchists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many anarchists -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have their parents do it for them....
How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
How many mathematicians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb....
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Men don't screw-in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on just by rubbing up against them....
How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer everything all black anyway....