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• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They have a machine that does that now....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place....
• How many Dartmouth students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• How many gay rights activists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....