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How many board meetings -- does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
How many Boddhisattvas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will...
How many body builders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
6. One to change it and 5 to say "Man, you've got huge muscles !...
How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
How many Borg -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.
How many Branch Davidians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they provide their own illumination. Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on....
How many Bratzlaver Chasidim -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
How many brewers -- does it take to change a light bulb? 1/3 as many as for a regular bulb.
How many British navy Officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there....

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