Miscellaneous Collections

How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
He doesn't....
How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None -- He'll only promise "change....
How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues....
How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....
How many blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends whether the switch is on or off. If the switch is off, one....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Blondes screw in back seats, not in light bulbs, silly....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....

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