Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Does it have to be a light bulb?...
How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
How many Assholes are on this ship anyways?
How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, assholes never see the light anyway....
How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, astronomers prefer the dark....
How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway....
How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're never in the dark....
How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties....
How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
16. One to change the bulb and fifteen to stand around and say "Good on yer, mate!...

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