Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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How many Bavarian Illuminati -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue....
How many Bayesians/subjectivists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as you think it takes. P.S....
How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?...
How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only)....
How many Beverly hills realtors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to screw it in and two to learn Arabic....
How many Beverly Hills residents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have a service come in and do that....
How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. Note...

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