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How many American Imperialist Pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct....
How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective....
How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws....
How many American standup comedians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You know what bugs me about light bulbs?...
How many American wrestlers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many amino acids can dance on the head of a pin?
How many Amish -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies. Note...
How many Amish -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to tell him it's against the will of God....

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