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How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
How many Australians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers....
How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Ayatollahs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. There were no lights in the thirteenth century....
How many babies can a motherboard have?
How many baby boomers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many baby sitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, They don't make Pampers small enough....
How many bailiffs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it, one to hit you in the kidneys, and 8 to stand around such that none of this gets caught on camera....
How many banjo players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way EARL (Scruggs) would have done it....

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