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• How many folk-dancers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do....
• How many amino acids can dance on the head of a pin?
• it is really a discussion of how many angels can dance on the head of a pi
  and not really interesting unless those involved in the discussion are drunk or graduate students - two states of roughly similar incompetence....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
• How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....
• Baptist angels don't dance anywhere.
• How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....