Miscellaneous Collections

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How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
How many Argentinians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 9000 and its their light bulb
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)...
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the light bulb....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
How many armies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five....
How many Army Generals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes 1,300,001!...

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