I Thought There Was Chocolate Inside ... Well, Why Was It Wrapped In Foil?
I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?
-- Homer Simpson
I've got two words for you: Mellow out, man. -- Homer Simpson, "Mr. Plow
Hey, if you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!
-- Homer Simpson Mr. Plow...
Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
Foreman: [in Japanese] Hello? Homer: Yes. This is Homer Simpson from America.
Who may I say is speaking to me? Forema...
Yeah, they were gay. -- Homer pretends to be Tony Plow, from "Leave It to Beaver", "Mr.
Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
. Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
My prices are so low, you'll think I suffered brain damage!
-- Truth in advertising, in Homer's TV commercial as... "Mr. Plow...
Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard.
Actually, I'm bringing the plant down from the inside....