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Homer Simpson
- Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job
the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home...
- It works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi
Even
as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of...
- Um, it's like, uh ... did anyone see the movie `Tron'
Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror...
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills
Homer Simpson
Homer the...
- You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a
little Homer Simpson in all of us
Homer Simpson
Homer...
- When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of
a bottle
They're on TV!
-- Homer Simpson
There's No...
- Homer: This place is depressing.
Grampa: Hey! I live here
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get...
- Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.
Homer: Well
thank you, honey.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs...
- Selma: It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine
Homer: Take it to the hoop, Selma!
-- Homer Simpson...
- Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement...
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