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Homer Simpson
- Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh,
lunchtime!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Goes To...
- Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
I have a scandalous
story of my own.
-- Homer Simpson...
- Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in...
- Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six,
eat
him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no...
- Pfft. Now you tell me.
-- Homer Simpson,
finding out that working at a nuclear
plant can...
- I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes,
eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then...
- Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an
appropriate time.
Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey
bottle...
- Come here, you little raven!
--
Homer Simpson
Treehouse of...
- Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -
during the commercial.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed...
- Homer: The secret ingredient is --
Moe: Homer, no!
Homer: Cough syrup! Nothing but plain, ordinary, over...
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