Related:

• Lurleen, I can't get your song out of my mind. I haven't felt this way since Funky Town!
  -- Homer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
  [Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...
• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
• Lurleen: Homer, I want you to be my manager. Home
  Really?! Well, I should warn you, I'm not great with figures....
• Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
  -- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground, said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.
  ' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Rival...