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Homer Simpson
- Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well,
you can cram it
with walnuts, ugly!
-- Homer Simpson...
- Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in
town.
Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community....
- Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?
Homer Simpson
Brush With...
- And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a
single proven fatality,
at least in this country.
-- Homer Simpson
...
- Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou...
- Bart: I had a fight with Milhouse.
Homer: That four-eyes with the big nose?
You don't need friends like
that.
Lisa: How Zen....
- Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club,
where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game...
- Flanders:
They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor -
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
Flanders:
Okely-dokely...
- Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy,
I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie...
- Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of...
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