Well, You Know Boys, A Nuclear Reactor Is A Lot Like A Woman.
Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just
have to read the manual and press the right button.
-- Homer Simpson
Karl: Hey, way to save our lives! Len: Yeah, we owe you one!
Homer: Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman....
Homer: [panicking, as warning sirens wail] Gotta think, gotta think.
.. Okay, somewhere there's a thingie that tells you how to work this stuff....
Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
See you in hell, candy boys!! -- Homer Simpson Homer Badma
Grimes: Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. I'm sure you all have one.
Lenny: Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters'....
Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training... [begin flashback] Traine
Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day....