Homer: I'm A Bad Father! Selma: You're Also Fat! Homer: I'm Also Fat! Saturdays Of Thunde
Homer: I'm a bad father!
Selma: You're also fat!
Homer: I'm also fat!
Saturdays of Thunder
Homer: I don't know jack about my boy. I'm a bad father!
[bawls] Selma: You're also fat. Homer: I'm also fat! [bawls more] -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Marge: Name one of your child's friends. Homer: Uh, let's see, Bart's friends .
.. Well, there's the fat kid with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his hands in his pockets....
Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors] Clerk
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the best part!...
Bart: Dad, I love you, but, you taught me to win. Home
When did I ever teach you that? Bart: Well, I picked it up somewhere. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Bart: [hammering away] Homer: Bart, you don't have any hobbies, do you, boy?
Bart: No, not really. Homer: Well, that what I......
Marge: Homer, could you turn off the TV? There's a little test I want you to take.
TV: [crunch] Augh! Homer; Oh, great, you made me miss Joe Theismann!...
Bart: Hey Homer, I can't find the safety goggles for the power saw.
Homer: If stuff starts flying, just turn your head! Bart: Oh. Check. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons! -- Homer Simpson Saturdays of Thunde