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• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• Merchant: Sir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one president of Algeria....
• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff.
  And I want in. -- Homer Simpson Homer the Grea...
• I want a new duck. -- Weird Al
• Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
  I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Kirk: "I don't want to hurt you." -- "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2.