Marge: Homer, You're His Father. You've Got To Reason With Him.
Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart the Daredevil
Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....