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• Homer: He's done it, Marge; there's nothing we can do.
  He's as good as dead! [bawls] Marge: You're his father, you've got to try and reason with him....
• Marge: Are you all right? Bart: Better than all right.
  I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww....
• When my father got out of the Navy, he cursed a blue streak.
  It nearly cost him his job as a baby photographer....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
• Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
• Oh cruel Fate! Why do you mock me? -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil
• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....