I Can Understand How They Wouldn't Let In Those Wild Jungle Apes, But What About Those Really Smart Ones Who Live Among Us Who Rollerskate And Smoke Cigars?

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I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke

-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head