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  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
• You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
  She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment,' and, God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
• D'oh! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
  -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.
  She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment", and God bless her soul, she was really onto something....
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!