The Reason I Look Unhappy Is That Tonight I Have To See A Slide Show Starring My Wife's Sisters -- Or As I Call Them, `the Gruesome Twosome.
The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -- or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.'
-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you so unhappy when you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.
-- Apu to Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Earth-to-Marge. Earth-to-Marge. I was there. The clown is G-I-L-L-T-Y.
-- Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...
I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
-- Homer to Krusty, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
-- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's hero.
..Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown! -- Homer Simpson Krusty Gets Busted...
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] Krusty...