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• Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
  Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?...
• Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
• Homer: [calling out] Marge, I'm home! Where are you?
  Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds a note and reads it aloud] "Dear Homer....
• Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
  a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
• Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
  Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. Kirk...
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If your can't start the next day fresh, get rid of your wife.
• Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.
  [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway....