Kirk: One Day Your Wife Is Making You Your Favorite Meal, The Next Day You're Thawin'a Hot Dog In A Gas Station Sink.

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Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.

Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.

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