I'm Not A Bad Guy. I Work Hard And I Love My Kids.
I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend
half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
God: Thou hast forsaken My Church! Homer: [in fear] Uh, kind-of.
.. b-but... God: But what! Homer: I'm not a bad guy!...
Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
I'm wizzing with the door open, and I love it! -- Homer Alone, "Homer the Heretic
Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....