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• Could this be the best day of my life? [thought balloo
  Homer weds Marge] [thought balloon: Homer dances as an overturned beer truck sprays its contents like a fountain] a new champion!...
• Marge: Homer, I think the baby is coming. Homer: Wow.
  A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?...
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic
• One size fits all my butt! -- Homer, "Homer the Heretic
• Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
  Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed....
• Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu