- Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute."
Girlfriend:
"What do you think I am, a microwave... - Hear about the Great Wall of China?
It has chinks in it... - What's grosser than gross?
Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary... - What's "Fi-fi-fo, fo-fo-fi-fo"?
Jesse Jackson's phone number... - How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly?
Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer... - Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League?
They aren't stupid... - Where does Washington keep his armies?
In his sleevies... - What do old men do?
Luckfuck... - Hear about the Polish musicians who had to empty the saliva from their instruments?
They were a string quartet... - What's the sticky white stuff in women's panties?
Clitty litter...
