Hear about the good Catholic priest who gave up his celibacy for Lent?
Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute.
Girlfriend: "What do you think I am, a microwave?...
Hear about the Great Wall of China? It has chinks in it.
What's grosser than gross? Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary.
What's "Fi-fi-fo, fo-fo-fi-fo"? Jesse Jackson's phone number.
How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly? Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer.
Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League? They aren't stupid.
Where does Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies.
What do old men do? Luckfuck.
Hear about the Polish musicians who had to empty the saliva from their instruments?
They were a string quartet....