- Hear about the good Catholic priest who gave up his
celibacy for Lent... - Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute
Girlfriend: "What do you think I am, a microwave?... - Hear about the Great Wall of China
It has chinks in it... - What's grosser than gross
Finding a pubic hair in your Bloody Mary... - What's "Fi-fi-fo, fo-fo-fi-fo
Jesse Jackson's phone number... - How can you tell when a WASP bride is ugly
Everyone has lined up to kiss the caterer... - Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League
They aren't stupid... - Where does Washington keep his armies
In his sleevies... - What do old men do
Luckfuck... - Hear about the Polish musicians who had to empty the saliva from their instruments
They were a string quartet...
