What do you get when you sit on a fat person? Thyroids.
How do you save Helen Keller from drowning? Hand-to-had resuscitation.
What's the Greek army motto? "Never leave your buddy's behind.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
What do you call ten African-Americans butt fucking? Soul Train.
Why did the Muslim stop eating his wife? he overheard someone call her a pig.
Why do men swim faster than women? Because they have a rudder.
How do you have fun with a dead hamster? Tie its tail to the exercise wheel and give it a spin.
What do outhouses and candy have in common? If there's no hole, it's not a lifesaver.
Irani saying: A woman for sons, a boy for pleasure, and a goat for sheer ecstasy.