- What do you get when you sit on a fat person
Thyroids... - How do you save Helen Keller from drowning
Hand-to-had resuscitation... - What's the Greek army motto
Never leave your buddy's behind.... - What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget... - What do you call ten African-Americans butt fucking
Soul Train... - Why did the Muslim stop eating his wife
he overheard someone call her a pig... - Why do men swim faster than women
Because they have a rudder... - How do you have fun with a dead hamster
Tie its tail to the exercise wheel and give it a spin... - What do outhouses and candy have in common?
If there's no hole
it's not a lifesaver... - Irani saying: A woman for sons, a boy for pleasure
and a goat for sheer ecstasy...
