- How do you save Helen Keller from drowning?
Hand-to-had resuscitation... - What's the Greek army motto?
"Never leave your buddy's behind... - What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget... - What do you call ten African-Americans butt fucking?
Soul Train... - Why did the Muslim stop eating his wife?
he overheard someone call her a pig... - Why do men swim faster than women?
Because they have a rudder... - How do you have fun with a dead hamster?
Tie its tail to the exercise wheel and give it a spin... - What do outhouses and candy have in common?
If there's no hole,
it's not a lifesaver... - Irani saying: A woman for sons, a boy for pleasure,
and a goat for sheer ecstasy... - What's the worst thing about killing 2,000 students at Tiananmen Square?
An hour later, you want to kill 2,000 more...
