- Why do you tie a baby's umbilical cord? If you don't,
he goes wwhhooossshh... - Why don't Greeks need to wear life preservers?
Because oil floats... - What's a cannibal's favorite religious text?
How to Serve Your Fellow Man... - What's a baby before it's born?
Daddy's little squirt... - How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink... - Hear about the whore who had an appendectomy? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole,
so now she's making money on the side... - What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jewelry store?
Ruby... - What's Irish and comes out in the Spring?
Paddy O'Furniture... - What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky?
The Coming of the Lord... - What do you call a calf's pussy?
Veal cuntlet...
