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Baby buggies... - Why do you tie a baby's umbilical cord? If you don't
he goes wwhhooossshh... - Why don't Greeks need to wear life preservers
Because oil floats... - What's a cannibal's favorite religious text
How to Serve Your Fellow Man... - What's a baby before it's born
Daddy's little squirt... - How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb
Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink... - Hear about the whore who had an appendectomy? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole
so now she's making money on the side... - What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jewelry store
Ruby... - What's Irish and comes out in the Spring
Paddy O'Furniture... - What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky
The Coming of the Lord...
