What do Mexicans call K-Mart shopping carts? Baby buggies.
Why do you tie a baby's umbilical cord? If you don't, he goes wwhhooossshh!
Why don't Greeks need to wear life preservers? Because oil floats.
What's a cannibal's favorite religious text? How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
What's a baby before it's born? Daddy's little squirt.
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
Hear about the whore who had an appendectomy? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a jewelry store? Ruby.
What's Irish and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture.
What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky? The Coming of the Lord.