- What do you get when you cross the Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a group of Eskimos? Cold cuts.
- Define "proctologist." A crack investigator.
- What's red and white and hangs from a tree? A baby run over by a snowblower.
- What did the little African-American kid do when he overheard Santa say "Ho.
ho. ho" to his mother? He shot him.... - What is Billy Martin doing now? Managing the Angels.
- How do you tell a Polish ladder from a normal one? The Polish one has the word STOP stenciled on the top rung.
- What do you get when you cross a Mongoloid and a one-legged Eskimo? A Polaroid One-Step.
- What does an African-American parrot say? "Polly want a white woman.
- Gynecologist: "Removing the vibrator is going to be a tricky and expensive operation.
Woman: "Why don't you just replace the batteries?... - What do you call a drunk with no arms or legs wrapped around a telephone pole? Curly.
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