- Why don't African-Americans use seat belts?
Because it's safer putting Velcro on the headrests... - Define "henpecked."
A sterile husband afraid to tell
his pregnant wife... - What's a Mexican Express card?
A switchblade... - What's black and blue and goes swish, tha-dump, tha-dump?
A baby going down an incinerator... - Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand... - Man: "What would your mom say if she saw you?"
Hooker:
"She'd kill me. I'm on her corner... - What do pitchers and gigolos have in common?
Fast balls... - What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a cash register?
penny... - How can you tell the Polish secretary?
She's the one with white-out all over her computer... - What's red and white and black all over?
A nun with stab wounds...
