What do you call a calf's pussy? Veal cuntlet.
Define "hobosexualist." A bum fuck.
What were the captain of the oil tanker Valdez's last words? "No, I said Tanqueray on the rocks!
You know God wouldn't have made women smell like fish.
.. ...if he hadn't made cum look like tartar sauce....
Why did they kick the gays out of heaven? They were eating all the prophets.
How do you bury a Panamanian? Flush.
Hear about the new jokes for the deaf?
What's grosser than gross? --Fucking a pregnant lady and the fetus gives you head.
How do WASPs celebrate Passover? Please pass over the chicken.
Buffy, pass over the gravy, would you?" "Will you pass over the potatoes, please....
Why don't bunnies make noise when they fuck? They have cotton balls.