- What do you call a hooker's kids? Brothel sprouts.
- What has no arms and legs and hags over your mantel? Buck.
- Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box....
- Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
- Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
- What did the potato chip say to the battery? "If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-lay.
- Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"
How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
- Hear Oprah Winfrey was busted coming through customs at JFK?
They looked up her skirt and found 300 pounds of crack....
- What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting.
- How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three.
One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars....