What do you call a hooker's kids? Brothel sprouts.
What has no arms and legs and hags over your mantel? Buck.
Hear about the dead Klansman who was so big, they couldn't find a coffin large enough to hold him?
They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box....
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So she wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.
Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
What did the potato chip say to the battery? "If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-lay.
Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!" Cop
How do you know he was Irish?" Woman: "I had to help him....
Hear Oprah Winfrey was busted coming through customs at JFK?
They looked up her skirt and found 300 pounds of crack....
What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting.
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three.
One to eat the possum, and two to watch for cars....