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• Q: Where do the Polish keep their armies? A: Up their sleevies.
• Q: Why does an Indian wear feathers on his head? A: To keep his wig-wam.
• How does a Pole keep his dinner warm? He puts tin foil up his nose.
• Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: "t'da dump, t'da dump, t'da dump dump dump.
• Q:" How many EEPers does it take to replace a light bulb?
  "A:" Ten - 1 to replace the bulb and 9 to do a long term study of the effects on his/her social development relative to same-age peers who sat around in the dark....
• George Carlinisms: ** How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  ** Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?...
• Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark!
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
• Where Crazy Eddie gets HIS T-shirts.