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• Did you hear about the Scot who gave up golf? He lost his ball.
  Did you hear about the Scot who took up golf? He found it....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
  A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!...
• A protestant moved into a completly Catholic comunity.
  Being good Catholics they welcomed him to their comunity....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• Wanting to convert to the Catholic faith, Sam Goldstein was allowed to join the Church under the condition that he would, henceforth, obey all the laws governing the Catholicism.
  "Remember," warned the priest, "you also are not allowed to eat meat on Fridays....
• Hear about the father of the leper? He gave away his daughter's hand in marriage.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• 3 guys in a boat fishing. a catholic, a methodist, and a baptist.
  The catholic says to the others "I'm getting hungry and my lunch is on shore"....
• Honk for Jesus The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.
  I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did....